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Having a job sucks.

Not having a job wouldn’t suck if it wasn’t for the fact it usually means you also have no money.

Having no money sucks.

It would be cool beans to not have a job, but have money.

I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90’s/early 2000’s it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn’t work because most people understood it didn’t matter.

With quantum computers you can become a god that doesn’t know what it’s doing. 😃

I always make sure my variables are named in ways I can remember what they’re for. The only time I just use generic var1, var2, etc is if I am experimenting with a function I’ve never used before and wanna play around with it to see how it’s used.

This should be easily read by others but there could be times where it’s an inside joke.

A small home media server running off a raspberry pi could be that cheap.

Only if it didn’t have an insane markup for being pre-built.

Dumping Core

When your entire identity is about pooping.

The Fox is the default browser.

$150.

(Also usually speed and/or capacity along with higher quality components)

How severe is this vulnerability?

Hack the planet!!!

You don’t need a static IP to have a domain name

That’s why I said or. You need a static address of some kind for Lemmy; be it just an IP or a domain name. I haven’t seen domain names given away for free since I was in high school; where would you get one now?

I make myself stand out by phrasing it as “my google-fu is strong.”

I recall seeing talk about how Lemmy instances require a domain name. If that’s true, you’d at least have to have a static IP if not pay for an actual domain name. I haven’t tried to start one up myself though. Mostly because if that is truly a requirement, I wouldn’t be able to.

If I am calling IT to fix anything, it’s because I’ve exhausted all the usual things to fix it (restart, clear cache, make sure everything is seated, googled the issue, etc). 9 times outta 10, they’re just as stumped as I am and the device simply gets replaced. That 10th time tho it’s something I’ve never encountered but they have.

you’re blocked for doing something funny

As a funny person, this makes me sad. They should get a sense of humor.

I could be a farmer…

An MMO gold farmer. 😌

For (life) { suffering; }

Foosball is just an Americanized spelling of “Fußbal” which is German for Football.

Foosball

Mama says foosball is the devil!