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      Yeah, 50% person actually restarted, 30% chance person is lying, 20% chance person just turned the monitor off and back on.

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        My buddy works IT for a company and that 20% chance is one he encountered just last week!!

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        I just recently had a wfh user ship me one of his monitors back because we had exhausted every thing I could think of troubleshooting-wise. When it arrived I unboxed it, plugged it in and the damn thing worked fine. I followed up with him and finally realized he had been trying to push the damn power LED instead of the actual power button.

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          Searching for a button is sometimes really hard, as manufacturers are quite inventive. But then again, reading an instruction is usually an option even if it is last resort (in the list it’s right after mailing the monitor to the support, it seems)

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        I lied while RMAing a video card… kinda.

        I spoke with an incredibly nice Indian fellow, and he asked me to try some troubleshooting. I had done all of it before, so I… pretended. But I told him all of the things I experienced when I did those steps (and lied further by giving ample time to pretend to do things.)

        He RMA’d it just fine in the end and it works five years later. But I did feel bad about lying. I just didn’t want to take my whole working setup and do the troubleshooting steps again D:

        You get a lot of shit MSI, but you did me goodly.

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      I tend to just check uptime before asking this question.

      If I see the machine has been up for weeks and they tell me they rebooted it, I know i’m dealing with someone who doesn’t know that pressing the power button on the monitor doesn’t turn the computer off.

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        Could also be windows fault.

        It likes to do soft restarts and not actually restart.

        I started telling my users to always hold shift when shutting down or restarting to make sure it shuts down fully.

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          AFAIK fast startup only affects shutdown, clicking restart will always do a full reboot. Shift clicking shutdown will do a full shutdown like you said, but shift clicking restart will start recovery mode.

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          I explain fast boot to people by saying “for some reason Microsoft went and made the Shut Down button not actually shut down your PC, it really just puts it into a ‘deep sleep’ mode, and to their credit, it lets them say that boot times are faster… But it also means that in order to FULLY restart the PC, you have to click restart… I know it’s a pain”

          Usually I get looked at like I’m from another planet, but that reaction means they’ll probably remember it later.

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        I don’t even bother checking. I tell them I’m going to do something on my side that might cause their computer to reboot and then reboot it remotely.

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      The user always lies. Or even if they don’t, they can’t intimidate the ghosts in the machine like you can.

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      This why I ask “can you restart it again, and just tell me what you see, please”

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    “Did you make sure it’s plugged in?”

    “Of course I did! Do you think I’m an idiot?”

    “You mind just checking for me real quick?”

    “…”

    “Sir?”

    “Never mind, it’s working now.”

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      I’ve unironically had this happen to me, same friend, twice.

      They had the audacity to blame me, despite being generous enough to perform some basic maintenance and performance enhancements.

      Then when they got home, forgot to plug it back in.

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        I’ve done it before, although I figured it out before asking for help. We all do dumb stuff sometimes. Just admit it and don’t be a jerk about it!

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      I had one where yes everything was plugged in but… The power strips never plugged into the wall… They were just plugged into each other.

      That one turned out to be an annoying bit of cable management that I wouldn’t have had to do if they would have just left things alone and let me handle the original ticket

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      Never ask if it’s plugged in. Always ask them to unplug it and plug it in again. That way they don’t feel condescended to.

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    Took my freshly re-cobbled together computer to local computer guy after an upgrade with hand-me-down parts. He asked what was wrong and I said there was an alarm for the CPU fan, and that I’d torn the case open and hooked a second fan into the CPU fan connection and it also didn’t work, and the I plugged the CPU fan into a different connection and got it working, so by elimination I was pretty sure the fans were good and the connection in the motherboard was bad.

    He seemed mildly amused/impressed by my spiel. I’m not really a computer person, but swapping out parts to narrow down the source of the problem seemed logically basic.

    I ended up chilling with him while he worked on things. He found WinZip on my desktop and let out a “whoa retro.” which hurt me deeply.

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      I’m not really a computer person

      Yes, you are.

      seemed logically basic

      See. You are.

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          Yes, retro.

          Did it display the payment nag screen ironically or seriously?

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            You thinking of WinRAR? I always assumed that was for enterprise use and they knew everyone was content to be nagged.

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              That’s exactly what it’s for. If you use it commercially without paying winrar will come for you, but as a personal use case it’s just ad ware. You get the product, and deal with their ad every boot. You could pay for it, but it probably the least annoying ad on the internet right now.

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                And we’ve all moved to 7zip now anyway. Half expecting to be told that’s outdated now too.

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                I’ve thought about it, because I almost feel a little guilty. I’ve used WinRAR for a decent chunk of my life, across a multitude of systems.

                I still haven’t, but I think about it sometimes when I see the window.

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                Did they ever come for anybody though?

                Enterprises are very averse to risks, and it’s very cheap, so it’s a non-brainier. But I’m not sure there’s any actual enforcement there.

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                  I remember hearing that they have gone for companies before, but that was a while ago and, ya know, just something I read that may or may not be particularly accurate.

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      If you are messing around the inside of a desktop pc, you are already more of a computer person than the average person.

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      “I restart every day before going home”

      Uptime: 19:23:07:24

      Yeah… Logging off isn’t restarting…

      (Brought to you by my actual day today)

      E: correct autocorrect

      E2: of course that’s not why I told her. I explained how fastboot sometimes takes over and doesn’t actually restart the device, only “refreshes” the experience. I recommended she restart at least once a week. We’ll see what happens.

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        windows doesnt actually shut down, its some kind of hybrid hibernation now. it only really reboots if you actually reboot. so they may actually be “shutting down” every day.

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          They have successfully circumvented the reboot. I just always turn that setting off. SSDs are ubiquitous, nobody needs a fake shutdown. It just causes more issues.

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        If you are internal IT you (or someone at least) should disable fastboot though GPOs

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          Idk how that person’s IT works, but in mine, that would probably warrant a lot of paperwork. The techs would have to pitch the change to client management, client management would have to pitch it to change management and provide test results to show it has no side effects, then deal with the techs complaining about the uptick in tickets about slow boot times or people justifying never shutting down or restarting with it taking so long to boot.

          Not that they’re actually slow, our users are just super entitled. I got to observe the rollout of automatic screen lock for security reasons, and the ensuing pushback. The audacity of having to reenter your password if you’ve spent more than ten minutes doing nothing!

          Security even managed to push for reducing it to five minutes after some unfortunate incident… but it got reverted for reasons you can probably guess. Hint: shit always flows downward.

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            I recommend looking into Windows hello for business to reduce the usage of passwords in the first place. It’s so much nicer to use your fingerprint, face, or even a PIN.

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              I would never consider fingerprints or face scans to be secure even for personal devices. I guess if theres literally nothing to protect, if thats possible.

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                Passwords can in most scenarios be considered to be even less secure.

                Remember that you aren’t replacing 64 character passwords with fingerprints. You are replacing 8 character shit passwords with fingerprints.

                Also pretty much everyone in IT security agrees that passwordless is the way to go.

                Passwords REALLY fucking sucks for so many reasons.

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                  I do understand the point that the biometrics are replacing very short pins usually, oftentimes 4 digits only but I dont quite see how that makes the passcodes worse than the biometrics.

                  I’d say even a 6 digit passcode with a randomized number pad, alongside an emergency wipe pin, would do better than biometrics, which also need to have a passcode setup as backup anyhow.

                  Maybe you could play out a few scenarios that illustrate your point?

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    If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was “rebooting the computer” I’d be depressingly wealthy.

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      “What do you see when it’s coming back up?”

      “Right back to the problem I’m having!”

      “So you don’t see [insert OEM logo here]?”

      “Nope. And it’s still frozen!”

      “Where’s the power button you’re holding down?”

      “On the monitor!”

      Open the window and throw it out, please

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      *Shuts the laptop lid and opens it.
      “Ok! It’s restarted”
      IT person: “Well that was certainly quick. Are you sure you restarted it?”
      Person: *Feels smug about how they were able to restart quicker than most people.

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      I once did a house call over an hour away to turn on elderly couples monitor back on. Didn’t feel good about giving them the bill.

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      Told somebody to restart and they just went “OK, done it” like 2 seconds later. In the HDD era.

      Turns out they just turned the monitor on and off. 👍

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      “Yes I rebooted.”

      • The guy that somehow managed to survive 180 days of random power outages.
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      I feel like there’s a specific peak between total technical ignorance and a weary understanding of how fickle technology can be. On this peak is the height of arrogance, where you believe you’ve really got everything figured out. Part of learning is understanding that, yes, sometimes you really did just forget to plug the modem in.

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        Yep, that one where the person on the peak starts lecturing you in abstract terms about trying the simplest hypotheses and such, while you are trying to solve their problem.

        I know the philosophy part that asshole is talking about, only he has no bloody clue which part is simple and which is not here.

        It was a hang port on a switch in that case.

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      I remember some old movie that was on TV ~30 years ago. A terrorist group broke into some computer room to destroy the data. They shot the monitors to smithereens and ran away.

      (AFAIR they weren’t Macs)

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        Considering our IT department replaces computers without moving over our files (like come on, just swap the drives!), I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how they’d treat it.

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      Honestly most unsavvy people don’t even realize they can turn their monitors off. Especially if the buttons are behind or under the screen, they wouldn’t even know the buttons were there.

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        There’s some older ones where there are actual buttons on the bottom of the screen. Beats me how the people who press them to turn it off manage to press the power button for the PC to turn it on.

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        I just had to search to find my work monitors’ controls yesterday! All the way on the back.

        I get credit for knowing they were turnoffable though.

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    As someone who’s an IT person I can tell you the vibe is actually, “Well shit, I guess I’m going to actually have to diagnose something.”

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      As an IT person, I assure you, I do not believe that you actually restarted it.

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        The amount of time I reset it myself and the problem went away is too damn high.

        Usually the end user kinda smirks and says huh, weird, I tried that! You must be magic!

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          With a lot of solar equipment, the tech support has access to a lot of settings us installers don’t, so we’ve had times where we tell the tech that we’ve done everything we can, including restarting it (and with my experience with Generac inverters, restarting them can and will break something!), and sometimes it really feels like they do click a magic button, say “how about now?”, then it works

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          Or they shutdown and turn it back on, which doesn’t count in windows as restarting unless you disable fast-startup. So you get annoyed tech support thinking the user is a liar and an annoyed end user that knows they turned it off and on again.

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            I usually just explain why we have to do a restart again, which is what you described cause I run into that a lot

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        As someone who has been asked to restart the computer, even though I already did that before calling IT support… I internally sigh, but begrudgingly do it again just to appease their process. Because I assume plenty of people don’t do it and make y’alls life a tiny bit harder, when a restart would’ve fixed it

        Also, how many are solved by making sure the power cable is not just plugged into the wall, but seated into the back of the computer as well?

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          As someone working as on-site IT support for over 15 years, I can’t tell you how often I have asked people to restart their computer over the phone and they swore they did (“multiple times even”), only for me to eventually come around to their desk and having them actually reboot the device in my presence and for the problem to actually fix itself.

          One Lady I asked to restart their computer said “all right, hold on.” only to respond not even 10 seconds (!) later "I did, its still not working„ and after the third time I went to her desk and asked her to show me what she did. She leaned forward, turned off the monitor, then turned it back on. “I did this 10 times already, and its still not working”.

          Some people just lie about rebooting, some simply don’t actually know how to reboot properly. After a few months, you get to know who’s lying, who’s doesn’t know better and who’s actually telling you the truth, you get to know your coworkers.

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            She leaned forward, turned off the monitor, then turned it back on. “I did this 10 times already, and its still not working”.

            And this is why I couldn’t work in IT support; I just don’t have the patience for certain things. I always love teaching people new things, but most people don’t care when it comes to computers; they just want it to work effortlessly even when they’re the one screwing it up.

            And especially working on-site! Oh my life, I bet there’s that same few people… just constantly failing to even try lmao

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          well shutdown isn’t a full restart anymore, it literally saves your issues and reloads it when it turns on. so we have to doublecheck that too. it should count as restart, but doesn’t.

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            Honestly, I would try the restart first (cause it was easier/more automated), and then a full shutdown and power-up. It’s been many years since I called any IT support though, but that was mu process. Cause I hated having to call for help lol

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                I hear ya, and appreciate the info because I didn’t know that. I was saying that I would do both before calling, and then again when they asked me

                But this was back in like 2004-ish, so I’m not sure what was best practice back then. I would just try it all before calling lol… going so far as to shut down and unplug for a few seconds or more

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        I do believe you restarted the PC, but the program that has frozen is on the cloud, so we’ll have to restart the cloud.

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      I swear I could hear the call center employee (probably not really an IT guy at this stage) sweating when I called them after a thunderstorm fried my router’s entry port and I read them the list of troubleshooting I already went through before calling them.

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    The real world experience

    “Hi so to save us some time I’ve restarted the computer, went ahead and assigned a static IP to all devices and put them all on the same sub net. While in the router I noticed there was a firmware update so I managed to do that removing the ROM chip and wrote an open source os that uses half the resources of the factory one…”

    “Ok sir could you restart your computer”

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      I spent months trying to tell my ISP that their side of a DHCP transaction wasn’t giving me my IPv6 address, being so specific as to send them the exact offending packets but it wasn’t until I took my entire network apart, unboxed their shitbox router and plugged that in that they would believe me.

      I’ve worked IT man, I get it, but jesus christ!

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        One day my MIL’s Macintosh stopped being able to connect to the Internet over its internal ethernet, which was directly connected to the cable modem.

        They called Comcast a bunch of times to no avail, so they sent someone out to check it. He had no idea what was wrong, so I said “Let’s connect your laptop to the Mac with an Ethernet cable just to make sure the Ethernet works.”

        Dude looked at me like I had two heads. “It doesn’t work like that.”

        I proceeded to grab a patch cable, hook them together, and mount the Mac’s public shares on the Windows machine, thus proving the Ethernet worked on both systems.

        Turns out Comcast had changed the MTUs on the modems one night, which made the Mac not work for some reason. But getting a cheap router and putting it between solved the problem.

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        IT can have scripts and flowcharts they are required to follow, even if it is redundant to tech savvy people.

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          It helps too. I lost internet, did two full reboots of the modem and router. Nothing. Called support. He walked me through the process of rebooting the modem and router. It worked that time.

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            My tin-foil-hat conspiracy theory is that ISPs switch peoples’ Internet off intermittently to see if anyone notices and save on bandwidth. And they only switch it back on when you call in to tech support.

            The number of times I’ve had Internet issues, restarted my modem and router and have it not fix the problem, but when I restart them when I’m on the phone with tech support and it magically fixes the problem just makes me so damn suspicious…

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              They probably are just incompetent. Killing internet to someone not using it wouldn’t really save anything. I’ve had the same service provider for 5 years and only had one interruption due to a downed pole or something. Cox and Comcast though, CONSTANT issues.

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              They don’t need to, they already use overprovisioning for bandwidth.

              It’s only in rare cases where the backend is so old and limited that it only supports a specific maximum number of active clients that they do that, and I’ve only heard about it in rural areas and similar places

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    “What color are the pins on the electrical cord?”

    No matter the answer, you can be damn sure they rebooted.

    A bit harder in the laptop era though.

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        I think the idea is that average people have no clue what color they are. So they’d be forced to take it out to check and thus have to restart their PC. It’s a trick!

        Altho, maybe I’m misunderstanding something because all the pins of all the electrical cords I’ve ever seen have been silver?

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        5 months ago

        I’d make up some BS about an old version of the product using brass or copper, and newer versions using aluminum or iron, so knowing the color will help me know how to fix it