I bust out laughing when I got to here:

Isn’t “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.” more relevant? What’s all the extra bit anyway, even before the “z” debacle?

Many intelligences are saying it! I’m just telling it like it is.

Honestly most unsavvy people don’t even realize they can turn their monitors off. Especially if the buttons are behind or under the screen, they wouldn’t even know the buttons were there.