

Something about complying with new laws in California and North Korea I think.


Something about complying with new laws in California and North Korea I think.


When you discover the reason for his bootlicking you will be ashamed of your words and deeds.
This works. Tape over the mouth doesn’t as you can just chew it off.


title: “OMG! Something obliterates something else forever!
Looks inside: uncharismatic speaker is wishy washy about new development


Yeah, they’d be better off with fous.


I once made faux and vrai constants in Java and used them everywhere for a laugh.
Ultra casual is going around the house in just your trolleys.
I dream of getting back to TBD.


I hate this cursed timeline where even finding out the opening hours of a restaurant needs to load half a dozen frameworks.
Examples of inheritance hierarchies are always totally useless shit like this - what if a cow is an animal; What if a cow is a mammal, all mammals are animals and all mammals have a lactate() method?


Also Framework are American.
Is this loss32?


The developers after you changed the code radically but left your documentation in place.


Developers who think they’re following the patterns, but they never even read the books and they’re still just doing whatever but naming it like it’s the pattern.
I’m using Classic Shell. It’s a bit rough in Dark Mode though.
This is why I have a custom shell on my work PC. This is the kind of shit search interface where the local hits pop up quickly after you typed but then jump away to display irrelevant guff like this just as you’re clicking on what you wanted.


I think the worst software-gore I remember seeing was a web app that dumped all the data to the browser as a huge XML file and then had JavaScript translate the contents of the xml into views. That probably wouldn’t even sound that far off the reservation now if it was JSON, thanks to the sleepless efforts of the JavaScript industrial complex, but back then you’d just render pages and return them.
I was a senior developer within my first year, so I guess this tracks with the mid-wit theory. Now I’m well beyond that level I answer all questions with “it depends”.
Hang on, I’ve got a Fedora boot stick on me somewhere…