What is the other half of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, if they are only half guys?

To be fair I used to make entire features like this and then get R# to move the classes into separate files at the end. Guess I don’t like to organise too early, before the code has found it’s true form?

Currently weeks into trying to patch up all the many holes in an AI rewrite of an app we were told would only take hours, which is still at approximately prototype quality.

Are they also going to go back in time to stop people aborting girl foetuses so there aren’t more men than women?

Maybe I could code masterpieces by singing to it.

Peak YouTuber body.

Microsoft’s boot killing shenanigans convinced me to just scrub the taint of 11 off this time.

You can’t hump a PCB after everyone else has gone home though.

I mean, I don’t get where exactly the bus is (there are only Underground stations on the 94 route), but it’s clearly got plates, it’s a real London bus and the pavement is next to it.

I like to think my cyberpunk dystopia job will be catching these people in a giant butterfly net when they escape from the Palantir Workhouse.

Helper function has comment explaining what it’s for instead of being named for what it does.

NaN is still mad about the new twenty pence being so small and fiddly.

Jake Weary was better

Matt Damon

I miss when the tech business model was to find where buyers and sellers were interacting, insert an app in the middle and then add fees.

It’s like if Mr Motivator had a baby with a cargo net.

The canal in my uni town was immediately replaced by the railways pretty much the instant it was completed. They’re pretty cool though - you can walk along it, go on a narrowboat, canoe, fish out shopping trolleys, hide bodies, catch dysentery, or get attacked by Canada Geese.

Omg so many of my colleagues uncritically think is going to work and don’t even notice when it doesn’t.

I press my belly button.

Also, the previous engineer was me.