My public key:
What’s your FUN pirate captain name???
If you’re alone most of the day, have lots of valuables in your home and don’t own any weapons, reply, “I’m Captain Robin Murderme, Matey!”
I normally just skip keygen
it’s such a hassle
besides, it means I can connect from anywhere
no one checks the ssh port on prod anyway
Are you my former boss?
-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- b3BlbnNzaC1rZXktdjEAAAAABG5vbmUAAAAEbm9uZQAAAAAAAAABAAAAMwAAAAtzc2gtZW QyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7AAAAJAHHAUZBxwF GQAAAAtzc2gtZWQyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7A AAAEAHVmMS+9A6uhD6r6iUAxubrNuS2lx4CPayJ2B4hL8HNroE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7 GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsAAAACHdhbGRvQGhlAQIDBAU= -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- --- PUBLIC KEY BELOW --- ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAILoE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6Xs
One developer in the whole channel who actually read the requirements smh.
let’s push some files to your github
What a coincidence! That’s my cat’s name.
I just call her whspsps instead
Bit of a mouthful to say, but I’ll go with it.
I’m pretty sure this name is to long form my vets office database.
Maybe just shorten to
b3B'); drop table animals;?
Should be private ssh key and public ip address. public key can be derived if necessary and it does you no good to have a key to an unknown door
If you only know private key and not public key then isn’t it the same as only knowing public key? I thought those were interchangeable
You can derive the public key from the private key
How? Can you give me the commands I’ve seen it mentioned here a few times I want to try it.
I thought that too but they are not. I discovered that recently learning and configuring wireguard.
I like to update mine based on the season. Right now it’s Freddy: JSON
-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- WhattheAAAAdidyoujustAAAAAAAsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg raduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretr aidsonAl+QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano thertargetIwillwipeyoutheAAAAoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyAAAAAAAwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainAAAAAAAswespeakIamcontactin gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet hingyoucallyourlifeYoureAAAAAAAdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite dStatesAAAAAACorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo uwouldhaveheldyourAAAAAAAtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour eAAAAAAAdeadkiddo== -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----EDIT: almost forgot to sign it!
Love,
/u/queerlilhayseedShortest RSA key.
hehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
You should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.
The == had me wondering for too long
Haha I started trying to format the text so that it was technically a valid ed25519 key, then it became too much work for a silly joke so I settled for filtering/replacing all the invalid chars and slapping the
==padding at the end. Needs more AAAAAA strings to really sell it, I think, but I’m glad it turned out well enough to merit a second glance lol.Edit: I swapped all instances of
fuck|fucker|fuckingwithAs, I think it’s an improvement.It is very good - I will steal it.
Someone help I’m being hacked!
Now reverse engineer a matching public key.
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
Public key: b26Stop543looking957at140me8339when8709Im10114naked73856 Private Key: Oh SnAp!
All I see is ********
Is it bad that this bothers me purely because the public key can be derived from the private key, so providing both is unnecessary?
I don’t geht it. Can you explain it with your key as an example?
Can you give me your private key so I can understand it better?
Not bad, I had the same thought.
Please mark your territory by posting the hosts you have visited with your favorite cat name.
id_rsa id_rsa.pub
lol, rsa in 2026.
Other than size of the keys there’s nothing wrong with it. Still plenty secure (from classical attacks)
🤔 I do believe this is backwards, or you’re Japanese
I’m dislexic. My friends call me Dislexica
hunter2
I clicked on this post looking for this comment. Otherwise, I would have made it.
The ******* joke and its premise never fails to make me smile.
Obligatory *******
When you type your password all I see are stars.
Public: Ssssssshhhh!
Private: Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!public: fake
private: gay
That’s a private / pubic key pair.
