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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 days ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 days ago
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    haha forking processes and killing children

    wait

    • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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      Remove child from parent using fork

      :)

    • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world
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      Daemon spawning mmm

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
    top
    mount
    man
    fsck
    
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      finger

      • hancock@retrolemmy.com
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        unzip

        • ptu@sopuli.xyz
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          root

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Oh my god I’m sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You’re just so pretty…

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      I dumped my core so fast …

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Software, firmware, and hardware.

    • NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world
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      Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

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    –force

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      –verbose is for when you want dirty talk

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    • 🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      😳

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    That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

  • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Oh, I KISS all the time!

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      Keep It Stupid. Simple!

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    It goes WAY back.

    The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. …about LM-CM docking, of course.

    You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!

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      Vibe coding before it was cool

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        The only good kind of vibe coding*

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting

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    Zip, unzip it.

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      Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,…

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    cherry-pick the tip

    git reset --hard HEAD

    and on and on

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    you cannot create art if you aren’t horny.

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      Isn’t Morrissey asexual?

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    touch grass

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    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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      Some of us aren’t repressed!

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    Docker…

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